You were running late for the train. It left in 20 minutes and you still had to drive to the Park-n-Ride. Your car stereo said “Good morning” when you turned the key in the ignition. Was it mocking you? Fuck. It asked you “CBC Radio 2 or Up FM?” You didn’t care because you were late. SHUT-UP, CAR! You stopped to let a dog cross behind your car. You felt stupid and wondered if the dog heard your tell your car to shut-up.